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Couples Demotivational Poster


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscrapers and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torpedos from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good shottyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Shottyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.

HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves sex, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm
Beautiful Airman, 5L


TAGS: couples punishment
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Totally took a turn I didn't see coming.
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:27 pm
that is going to be a lot of fun if you know what i mean

Last Words -

TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm


Feelings -

TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your butt cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm
Boom. 5

TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again

TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

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MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.

The Final Word -


TAGS: couples humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - February 4, 2017, 2:35 pm
Sad, but true!
mizzdizz - January 3, 2017, 5:47 am
That is the best version of this saying I've ever seen! ^!
concern3 - January 3, 2017, 4:03 am
Amen, UP yours


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, shit. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic butter......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great ass as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a snigger, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the snigger, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
Damn, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk

LOVE - If its not blind then maybe it has a sense of humor

TAGS: love couples
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 4:26 pm
It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense."

PERSPECTIVE - Beauty and grace can be found in the briefest of moments Now before we proceed any further, have you heard of the phrase "premature ejaculation?"

TAGS: premature ejaculation drop drip splatter pancakes dating couples meet marriage women men
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:39 pm
This one is actually brilliant.


TAGS: marriage couples destiny
Rating: 2.77/5

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DominusDraco - October 21, 2010, 11:20 am
Kum on top of me... nice catch
666 - July 6, 2009, 5:57 am
kum-on top-o-me
asdf - July 3, 2009, 5:41 am
i dont get it

was it good for you? -

THE END OF US - I wish I didn't know now What I didn't know then

HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - If a lecture last longer Than a week

TAGS: marriage couples nagging
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:43 pm
Whoops! That's what I get for picking the top result from a google image search!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2013, 1:39 am

OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning

TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm
hehehe...this is so true and funny

Couples -

YOUR PARENTS - How THEY see themselves.

TAGS: parents image sexy couples
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:19 am
YOU didn't post them at dirtydog.com? It's ok, nobody else knows...teehee
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:34 pm
Miss Priss, how did you get my private photos?
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 7:20 pm
Ewww was bad enough with the image of my own parents! Anyone have the number for a good therapist?
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

Yup, that's me & the Mrs.

Stages of Marriage -


TAGS: pda behavior couples
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - August 7, 2012, 1:03 pm
bwahahahaha... if it were two youngs, they'd say it's a hot picture...


TAGS: truism couples humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - March 5, 2016, 9:12 am

Poor B***, always the butt of the joke.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:13 am
Very nice, an UP yours

"69" - Close... only counts in horseshoes.

TAGS: class positions couples
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:30 pm
Oh Gary....NO! Even Eskimos only rub theirs...for a very good reason...ewwww!
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:28 pm
Hahaha...I stand corrected! Thanks for dropping by ipaprime!
GaryO - January 25, 2013, 8:26 am
Hmm, conjoined nose sucking, I must try that
ipaprime - January 25, 2013, 7:05 am
and thermonuclear bombs